Rated R for some violence and language.
115 Minutes
Directed By: Ed Harris
Written By: Ed Harris and Robert Knott
Staring: Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Renee Zellweger, Jeremy Irons, Timothy Spall, Tom Bower, and James Gammon
Life has a way of making the foreseeable that which never happens… and the unforeseeable that which your life becomes. -Everett Hitch
Review
Appaloosa looked the kind of movie that was going to be impossible not to like. A western with the likes of Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, Jeremy Irons, and Renee Zellweger? This was not a long shot. None of these actors really make bad movies or play roles that aren’t interesting. Appaloosa seemed like it was going to be amazing, but reality shook with cliche moments and asnooze-fest of scenes. There was nothing special or tragically romantic about it. It seemed without any heart. You could feel what Ed Harris was going for, something epic and important but it was incredibly dull instead.
The sheriff and his deputy in the old west are faced with a hardened criminal who not only manages to evade being obtained by the law, even after hecommits murder. When he is finally brought in on his charges by two local officers he manages to evade imprisonment. Defying the law and snubbing it in the most disrespectful way possible and continuing his carnage of violence and mayhem. The lawmen must defy their own laws if they are to take the criminal down, but won’t that make them criminals as well?
The saving grace of the film, that kept me from falling asleep was Viggo Mortensen. He gave his character something a little extra that the rest of the cast never really captured. Ed Harris was solid in his role as the hardened lawman, unafraid of anything, and though he showed his human side when it came to Renee Zellweger it was somehow a predictable beat that seemed too obvious. It was essential for the story to end as it did, but Viggo’s character Everett was complex and human, and while seeming more vulnerable was the perfect partner for Harris’s stoic attitude. Zellweger’s character felt forced and awkward, really no depth or interest to who she was, but more or less utilized as a pawn to push to plot points forward. I may not loveZellweger, but she is a lot more talented then her character allowed her to be. Her character became a source of annoyance.
Jeremy Irons as the archenemies bad guy made for a great villain, but even though it initially showed itself as a provocative source of conflict, drizzled into a mass of mundane moments that were not at all compelling. Some of the dialogue and the way events unraveled didn’t flow well together, making it difficult to connect with the story and with the characters. The pacing was all off and much feltplenty wrong.
There was nothing of a specific nature that separated Appaloosa from other Westerns. Even though Viggo had a few moments of stardom it wasn’t anything in comparison to Russell Crowes riveting performance in 3:10 To Yuma last year. The pacing and originality was vacant and made for a film that was far from anything astounding. I may have been cool to watch Ed Harris andViggo be bad asses, but the good pretty much ended there. Appaloosa was an underwhelming movie that seemed to have potential but never fulfilled any of it.
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Thank god for you. I DVR’d this movie cause it was randomly on HBO HD and today I needed space and wasn’t sure to delete this without watching or deleting Mallrats (In HD!) which I have seen a 100 times.
Now the decision is clear, and I will have space to record hours and hours of the Simpsons and shows off Adult Swim.
i saw it and it was pretty weak. i mean ed harris was pretty Fing tough but the story dragged.
I thought it was okay, but I’d prefer the Simpsons any day over it. Viggo Mortensen is probably my favorite actor so I’ll line up to see anything he’s in.
Heather, you should review Easter Promises or The History Of Violence.
This movie was one of the major letdowns of 2008. With Ed Harris, Jeremy Irons and Viggo Mortenson on board, HOW did it go wrong? I think it was the editing, the bad dialogue (B-A-D) and Renee Zellwegger. I’m a fan of hers, but she was horribly miscast. She didn’t tank the movie, but she sure didn’t redeem it, either.