100. Scarface (1983)
Tony Montana: “Say hello to my little friend” (Al Pacino)

99. Clueless (1995)
Cher: “So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.” (Alicia Silverstone)

98. Swingers (1996)
Trent: “I don’t want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone’s *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you’re not sure whether or not you like yet. You’re not sure where he’s coming from. Okay? You’re a bad man. You’re a bad man, Mikey. You’re a bad man, bad man.” (Vince Vaughn)

97. Gran Torino (2008)

Walt Kowalski: “Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have f**ked with? That’s me.” (Clint Eastwood)

96. The Jerk (1975)
Navin R. Johnson: “I was born a poor black child.” (Steve Martin)

95. 300 (2006)
King Leonidas: “Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in hell! “  (Gerard Butler)

94. 27 Dresses (2008)
Jane: “I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a cheese sandwich.” (Katherine Heigl)

93. Happy Gilmore (1996)

92: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave Bowman: “Open the pod bay doors, HAL.” (Keir Dullea)

91. Pretty Woman (1990)
Edward Lewis: “You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.” (Richard Gere)

90. Se7en (1997)
William Somerset: “Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part. (Morgan Freeman)

89. The Princess Bride (1987)

Inigo Montoya: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” (Mandy Pantikin)

88.  Snatch (2000)
Bullet Tooth Tony: “And the fact that I’ve got “Desert Eagle point five O”… Written down the side of mine…  Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.” (Vinnie Jones)

87. Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Khan: “You are in a position to demand nothing. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing.” (Ricardo Montalban)

86. Pirates Of The Caribbean and The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Captain Jack Sparrow: “Well, yes mate. See, I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.” (Johnny Depp)

85. Anchorman (2004)

84. Top Gun (1986)
Lieutenant Pete “Maverick” Mitchell: “I feel the need – the need for speed” (Tom Cruise)

83. Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jules Winfield: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… stop right there. Eatin’ a bitch out, and givin’ a bitch a foot massage ain’t even the same fuckin’ thing.” (Samuel L. Jackson)

82. Get Shorty (1995)
Chili Palmer: “Well, I could see myself in the parts that Robert De Niro plays. Or maybe even, an Al Pacino movie, you know, playing a real hard-on. But I couldn’t see myself in those movies where three grown-up guys get left with a baby, and so they act like three grown-up assholes, acting all cute…” (John Travolta)

81. Fight Club (1999)

80. Billy Madison (1995)
Principal: “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

75.  Encino Man (1992)
Link: “Weeze The Juice” (Pauly Shore)

70. Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Soap: “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” (Dexter Fletcher)

69.  40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Andy: “You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like… a bag of sand.” (Steve Carrell)

68. Sudden Impact (1963)

67. Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump: “Stupid is as stupid does” (Tom Hanks)

66. ‘Field of Dreams’ (1989)
Shoeless Joe Jackson: “If you build it, he will come.” (Ray Liotta)

65.  Tommy Boy (1995)
Tommy Boy: “Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.” (Chris Farley)

64. Billy Madison

63. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
Norma Desmond: “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.” (Gloria Swanson)

62.  Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986)
Economics Teacher: “Bueller?… Bueller?… Bueller?“ (Ben Stein)

61. Stepbrothers (2008)
“Your voice sounds like a combination between FERGIE and Jesus” (Will Ferrell)

60.  Burn After Reading (2008)
Osbourne Cox: “You’re part of a league of morons.” (John Malkovich)

59. Apollo 13 (1995)
Jim Lovell: “Houston, we have a problem” (Tom Hanks)

58. Poltergeist (1982)
Carol Anne Freeling: “They’re here!” (Heather O’Rourke)

57. Jerry Maguire (1996)

56. A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
Blanche DuBois: “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers” (Vivien Leigh)

55. Star Wars (1977)
Princess Leia: “Get this big walking carpet out of my way” (Carrie Fisher)

54. The Dark Knight (2008)
The Joker: “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.” (Heath Ledger)

53. Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)

52. Soylent Green (1973)
Det. Robert Thorn: “Soylent Green is people!” (Charlton Heston)

51. City Slickers (1991)
Mitch Robbins:  “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place” (Billy Crystal)

50.  Ghostbusters (1984)
Peter Venkmen: “Back off, man. I’m a scientist” (Bill Murray)

49. The Big Lebowski (1998)

48. Fight Club (1999)
Tyler Durden: “Only after disaster can we be resurrected.” (Brad Pitt)

47.  When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Jess: “You made a woman meow?” (Bruno Kirby)

46. American Psycho (2000)
Patrick Bateman:  “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” (Christian Bale)

45. The Shining (1980)

Jack Torrence:  “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!” (Jack Nicholson)

44.  Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The Terminator: “Hasta La Vista, Baby” (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

43. ‘Taxi Driver (1976)

42.  Swingers (1996)
Trent: “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” (Vince Vaughn)

41. Star Wars (Various Episodes)
Various Characters: “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” (Various Actors)

40. Lethal Weapon(1987)
Martin Riggs: “This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun” (Mel Gibson)

39. One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
Cheif Bromben:  “I’m not saying they killed him.  They just worked on him.  The way they are working on you.”

38.  Goodfellas (1990)

37. Karate Kid (1984)
Mr. Miyagi: “Wax on, wax off” (Pat Morita)

36. Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Sundance Kid: “You just keep thinkin’ Butch. That’s what you’re good at.” (Robert Redford)

35. The Dark Knight (2008)
The Joker: “Why so serious?” (Heath Ledger)

34.  Gladiator (2000)

33. Batman (1989)
The Joker “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight” (Jack Nicholson)

32.  Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
The Black Knight: “It’s just a flesh wound!” (John Cleese)

31. Die Hard (1988)
John McClane: “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf**ker.” (Bruce Willis)

30. Pulp Fiction (1994)

29.  Get Shorty (1995)
Ray Bones: “They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.” (Dennis Farina)

28. Apocalypse Now (1979)
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:  “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory” (Robert Duvall)

27. Billy Madison (1995)
Billy Madison: “Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’ If your dog gets lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.” (Adam Sandler)

26.  The Wizard of Oz (1939)

25. ‘On the Waterfront’ (1954)
Terry Malloy: “You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” (Marlon Brando)

24. A Few Good Men (1992)
Colonel Nathan Jessup: “You can’t handle the truth” (Jack Nicholson)

23. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Hannibal Lecter: “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” (Sir Anthony Hopkins)

22.  Lethal Weapon (1987)
Sgt. Murtaugh: “I’m getting too old for this shit.” (Danny Glover)

21.  Jurassic Park (1993)

20. The Godfather (1972)
Michael Corleone: “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse” (Al Pacino)

19. Braveheart (1995)
William Wallace: “Every man dies. Not every man really lives” (Mel Gibson)

18.  The Three Amigos (1986)
Lucky Day: “In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!” (Chevy Chase)

17. Pirates Of The Caribbean And The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

16. Casablanca (1942)
Rick Blaine: “Here’s looking at you, kid” (Humphrey Bogart)

15.  Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Han Solo: “I know.” (Harrison Ford)

14. Predator (1987)
Blain: “I aint got time to bleed.” (Jesse Ventura)

13. Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)

French Soldier: “I fart in your general direction.”

12. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

11. A League of Their Own (1992)
Jimmy Dugan: “There’s no crying in baseball” (Tom Hanks)

10. Aliens (1986)
Ellen Ripley: “Get away from her YOU BITCH!” (Sigourney Weaver)

9.  Dirty Harry (1971)

Harry Callahan: “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question:

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?” (Clint Eastwood)

8.  Fight Club (1999)

7. Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Michael “Crocodile” Dundee:  “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife” (Paul Hogan)

6. Patton (1970)
George S. Patton: “Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” (George C. Scott)

5. The Sting (1973)

4. Clerks (1994)

Randall Graves: “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” (Jeff Anderson)

3. Gone With the Wind (1939)

Rhett Butler: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” (Clark Gable)

2. Jaws (1975)

Brody: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” (Robert Shaw)

1. The Terminator (1984)

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