Monster Madness: Creature #21

Posted By On 05 Feb 2010. Under 2010, Comedy, Monster Madness  Tags: Dogma, Ethan Slupee, Golgothan, Monster Madness, Rubber Poop Monster, Silent Bob  

Golgothan

Rubber Poop Monster

Dogma (1999)
Played By: Ethan Slupee


The Golgothan is a creature made essentially from Poop..  In the film Dogma he was resurrected by an assassin from hell by the name of Azrael to kill Bethany.  Rising from the depths of a toilet and featuring menacing arms that can manifest into cannon-like weapons firing balls of poop.  He distributed his prowess by easily overtaking a gang that challenged him, but easily fell prey to his biggest weakness………a deodorizing spray.  Silent Bob shocked the demons face and saved the day and the Golgothan went away until resurrected again.  I don’t know about you, but a giant poop monster would be the top of my list of monsters I wouldn’t want to run into.  Leave it to Kevin Smith to make something this gross hilarious.

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2 Responses to “Monster Madness: Creature #21”

  1. Ross McG says:
    February 8, 2010 at 5:35 am

    thats Earl Hickey’s brother in there? wow

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  2. Kai B. Parker says:
    August 9, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    I can’t believe you wrote a post about a poop monster and only 2 people commented. Poop rules!!! And it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
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