Rated PG-13 for violence including intense shooting sequences, drug content, some sexuality and brief strong language.
100 Minutes
Directed By: John Moore
Written By: Beau Thorne
Staring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Ludacris, Chris O'Donnell, and Donal Logue
I don't believe in Heaven. I believe in Pain. I believe in Fear. I believe in Death. -Max Payne
Synopsis
Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin ... Continue Reading
Max Payne (2008)
Posted By Heather On Tuesday, March 31st 2009. under: 2008, Action, Suspense/Thriller. Tags: Beau Bridges, Beau Thorne, Chris O'Donnell, Donal Logue, John Moore, Ludacris, Mark Wahlberg, Max Payne, Mila KunisPearl Harbor (2001)
Posted By Heather On Tuesday, March 31st 2009. under: 2001, Action, Action-Adventure, Drama, Romance. Tags: Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, Cuba Gooding Jr., Ewen Bremmer, Jennifer Garner, Jon Voight, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale, Michael Bay, Pearl Harbor, Randall Wallace, Tom Sizemore, William Lee Scott
Rated PG-13 for sustained intense war sequences, images of wounded, brief sensuality and some language.
183 Minutes
Directed By: Micheal Bay
Written By: Randall Wallace
Staring: Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale, Josh Harnett, Cuba Gooding Jr., Alec Baldwin, Jon Voight, Tom Sizemore, William Lee Scott, Ewen Bremmer, and Jennifer Garner
Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father. -Rafe
Synopsis
Pearl Harbor follows the ... Continue Reading
Hot Rod (2007)
Posted By Heather On Tuesday, March 31st 2009. under: 2007, Comedy. Tags: Akiva Shaffer, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Comedy, Danny McBride, Hot Rod, Ian McShane, Isla Fisher, Jorma Taccone, Movies, Pam Brady, Sissy Spacek, Will Arnett
Rated PG-13 for crude humor, language, some comic drug-related and violent content.
88 Minutes
Directed By: Akiva Shaffer
Written By: Pam Brady
Staring: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Sissy Spacek, Ian McShane, and Will Arnett
I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit. -Rod Kimble
Review
There is little rhyme or reason to this film that is so bizarre the closest ... Continue Reading
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Posted By Heather On Monday, March 30th 2009. under: 2005, Comedy, Drama, Suspense/Thriller.
Rated R for language, violence and sexuality/nudity.
103 Minutes
Written and Directed By: Shane Black
Staring: Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen, Dash Mihok, and Rockmond Dunbar
No problem. Don't quit your gay job. -Harry Lockhart
Synopsis
A murder mystery brings together a private eye, a struggling actress, and a thief masquerading as an actor.
Review
If you want a movie to constantly keep you on your toes, laughing hysterically, and have tons of gregarious violence and crude language, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is what ... Continue Reading
The Brave One (2007)
Posted By Heather On Monday, March 30th 2009. under: 2007, Drama, Suspense/Thriller. Tags: Bruce A. Taylor, Jodi Foster, Mary Steenburgen, Naveen Andrews, Neil Jordan, Nicky Katt, RODERICK TAYLOR, Terence Howard, Terrence Howard, The Brave One
Rated R for strong violence, language and some sexuality.
122 Minutes
Directed By: Neil Jordan
Written By: Roderick Taylor and Bruce A. Taylor
Staring: Jodi Foster, Terence Howard, Nicky Katt, Naveen Andrews, and Mary Steenburgen
I'd say it was probably the fall that killed this guy... or it could be the crowbar embedded in his skull. I'd say it's about 50-50. -Detective Vitale
Synopsis
A woman struggles to recover from a brutal attack by setting out on a mission for revenge.
Review
Jodi Foster stars in The Brave One, ... Continue Reading
Babylon A.D. (2008)
Posted By Heather On Friday, March 27th 2009. under: 2008, Action, Science Fiction, Suspense/Thriller. Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Babylon A.D., Charlotte Rampling, Children Of Men, Eric Besnard, Gerard Depardieu, Mark Strong, Mathieu Kassovtiz, Melanie Thierry, Michelle Yeoh, Sylvestor Stallone, Vin Diesal
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, language and some sexuality.
90 Minutes
Directed By: Mathieu Kassovitz
Written By: Eric Besnard
Staring: Vin Diesal, Michelle Yeoh, Melanie Thierry, Gerard Depardieu, Mark Strong, and Charlotte Rampling
Save the planet. Whenever I've read that bumper sticker I've had to laugh. Save the planet. What for? And from what? From ourselves? Life's simple: kill or be killed, don't get involved and always finish the job. A survivor's code, my code, and it all sounds great until ... Continue Reading
The Cable Guy (1996)
Posted By Heather On Friday, March 27th 2009. under: 1996, Comedy. Tags: Andy Dick, Ben Stiller, Comedy, Diane Baker, Eric Roberts, George Segal, Jack Black, Jeneane Garofalo, Jim Carrey, Leslie Mann, Lou Holtz Jr., Matthew Broderick, Movies, Owen Wilson, The Cable Guy
Rated PG-13 for dark thematic elements and crude humor.
96 Minutes
Directed By: Ben Stiller
Written By: Lou Holtz Jr.
Staring: Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Leslie Mann, George Segal, Ben Stiller, Diane Baker, Jeneane Garofalo, Andy Dick, Owen Wilson, and Eric Roberts
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music. -Chip
Synopsis
A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.
Review
Cable Guy is definitely not ... Continue Reading
The Fifth Element (1997)
Posted By Heather On Friday, March 27th 2009. under: 1997, Action, Science Fiction. Tags: Brion Jones, Bruce Willis, Chris Tucker, Gary Oldman, Ian Holm, Luc Besson, Luke Perry, Milla Jovovich, Movies, Science Fiction, The 5th Element, Tommy "Tiny" Lister
Rated PG-13 for intense sci-fi violence, some sexuality and brief nudity.
126 Minutes
Written and Directed By: Luc Besson
Staring: Bruce Willis, Ian Holm, Gary Oldman, Chris Tucker, Milla Jovovich, Luke Perry, Brion James, and Tommy "Tiny" Lister
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
Synopsis
In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr Zorg at bay.
Review
Welcome to a world filled ... Continue Reading
Grandma's Boy (2006)
Posted By Heather On Thursday, March 26th 2009. under: 2006, Comedy. Tags: Allen Covert, Barry Wernick, Doris Roberts, Grandma's Boy, Joel Moore, Kelvin Yu, Kevin Nealon, Linda Cardellini, Nicholaus Goossen, Nick Swardson, Peter Dante, Seth Rogan, Shirley Knight
Rated R for drug use and language throughout, strong crude and sexual humor, and nudity.
94 Minutes
Directed By: Nicholaus Goossen
Written By: Barry Wernick and Allen Covert
Staring: Allen Covert, Shirley Kinght, Shirley Jones, Peter Dante, Linda Cardellini, Peter Dante, Joel Moore, Kevin Nealon, Doris Roberts, Nick Swardson, Seth Rogan, and Kelvin Yu
All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though ... Continue Reading
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Posted By Heather On Wednesday, March 25th 2009. under: 2002, Romance, Romantic Comedy. Tags: Amy Sedaris, Bob Hoskins, Cinderella, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, John Hughs, Kevin Wade, Maid In Manhattan, Marissa Matrone, Natasha Richardson, Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, Tyler Posey, Wayne Wang
Rated PG-13 for some language/sexual references.
105 Minutes
Directed By: Wayne Wang
Written By: John Hughs and Kevin Wade
Staring: Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Fiennes, Natasha Richardson, Stanley Tucci, Tyler Posey, Bob Hoskins, Marissa Matrone, and Amy Sedaris
To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling. -Lionel
Synopsis
A senatorial ... Continue Reading











































