Constantine (2005)

Rated R for violence and demonic images. 121 Minutes Directed By: Francis Lawrence Written BY: Jamie Delano and Garth Ennis Staring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia LaBeouf, Gavin Rossdale, Djimon Hounsou, Max Baker, and Peter Stormare Angels and Demons can’t cross over onto our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. […]

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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)

Rated PG for quirky situations, action and mild language. 115 Minutes Tim Burton: October Review Star Directed By: Tim Burton Written By: John August Based On The Novel By: Roald Duhl Staring: Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore, David Kelly, Helena Bonham Carter, Noah Taylor, Missi Pyle, Deep Roy, James Fox, and Christopher Lee as Mr. Wonka Willy Wonka: Do you […]

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The Corpse Bride (2005)

Rated PG for some scary images and action, and brief mild language. 76 Minutes Tim Burton: October Review Star Directed By: Tim Burton and Michael Johnson Written By: Tim Burton and Carlos Grangel Staring: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Emily Watson, Tracy Ullman, Paul Whitehouse, Joanna Lumley, Albert Finney, Richard E. Grant, Deep Roy, Danny Elfman, and Christopher […]

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Munich (2005)

  Rated R for strong graphic violence, some sexual content, nudity and language. 164 Minutes # 29 on 100 Movies I Haven’t Seen………..But Should Directed By: Steven Spielberg Written By: Tony Kushner and Eric Roth Staring: Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, Geoffrey Rush, Ciarán Hinds, Mathieu Kassovitz, Hanns Zischler, and Ayelet Zurer Hey, sweetheart, this is your papa… this […]

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King Kong (2005)

Rated PG-13 for frightening adventure violence and some disturbing images. 187 Minutes Directed By: Peter Jackson Written By: Phillippa Boyens and Fran Walsh Staring: Naomi Watts, Andy Serkis, Jack Black, Adrian Brody,Thomas Kretschmann, Colin Hanks, Evan Parke, Jamie Bell, and Lobo Chan “God damn it, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and […]

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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

Rated PG-13 for rude and sexual humor, and language. 92 Minutes Written and Directed By: Rawson Marshall Thurber Staring: Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller, Rip Torn, Justin Long, Stephen Root, Joel Moore, Chris Williams, Jason Bateman, and Alan Tudyk, “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood – nobody!” -White Goodman Review Dodgeball is the kind of […]

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Finding Neverland (2004)

Rated PG for mild thematic elements and brief language. 106 Minutes Directed By: Marc Forster Written By: David Magee Staring: Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Julie Christie, Radha Mitchell, Dustin Hoffman, Freddie Highmore, Mackensie Crook, and Kelly Macdonald Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he’s *just* a dog? What a […]

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The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

113 Minutes Directed By: Gary Marshall Written By: Gina Wendkos Staring: Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Hector Elizando, John Rhys-Davies, Heather Matarazzo, and Chris Pine The feat you ask, dear sir, isn’t easy. And I won’t respond to that line, it’s far too cheesy. -Princess Mia Review Not only was the quote above cheesy, but so was this sequel […]

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Sideways (2004)

Rated R for language, some strong sexual content and nudity. 126 Minutes Written and Directed By: Alexander  Payne Based On The Novel By: Rex Pickett Staring: Paul Giamatti, Thomas Hayden Church, Virginia Madsen, and Sandra Oh No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot! -Miles Review Two middle aged guys have reached […]

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The Notebook (2004)

Rated PG-13 for some sexuality. 123 Minutes Directed By: Nick Cassavetes Written By: Jon Sardi Based On The Novel By: Nicolas Sparks Staring: Ryan Rosling, James Marsden, Rachel McAdams, James Garner, Gena Rowlands, Sam Shepard, Joan Allen, and Ed Grady- So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every […]

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